Name: Bob Smith

Age: 42

Occupation: Retired accountant with a secret life as a professional cage fighter

Special Skills: Excel, Microsoft Office, and extreme ironing

References: 5+ years of experience in underground bunker operations, 3+ years of experience in extreme ironing

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• Must be willing to eat C-rations for 6 months or more.
• Must be able to survive on 3 hours of sleep per night.
• Must be able to lift 50 pounds of bunker equipment in under 10 minutes.
• Must be willing to participate in impromptu bunker talent shows.

Q: What is the policy on toilet paper usage?

Q: Can I bring my pet hamster?