Underground Bunker FAQ
Q: How do I find the secret underground bunker?
A: Look for the large, unassuming door with a sign that says "Do Not Enter" in 3-foot-tall letters. It's right next to the dumpster with the broken elevator.
Q: What's with all the duct tape?
A: It's for sealing the holes in the bunker's tin ceiling. We're not paying for a real contractor.
Q: Are there any snacks?
A: There's a vending machine that only dispenses stale Cheetos and slightly-used dental floss. Enjoy.
Q: Can I bring my cat?
A: Only if it's a cat that can handle existential dread and 90s pop music.
Related Links:
Cat policies
Emergency procedures
Secret passages