Level 6 Emergency Procedures

The Art of Not Caving In Under Pressure

When the world outside starts to crumble, we mustn't crumble with it.

Our Level 6 protocols are designed to keep you sane in the face of catastrophic failure.

• Protocol 1: Hold Your Breath
• Protocol 2: Panic Not (Yet)
• Protocol 3: Find a Pillow to Scream On

Level 6 Emergency Procedures

• Hold your breath for as long as humanly possible.
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, attempt to open the emergency exit door.
• Call for backup, but only if you've tried everything else.