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Alien Dance Procedures for the Underground Bunker

Chapter 3: The Dance of the Damned

Section 1: The Initial Contact Protocol

  1. Establish Communication
  2. Verify Alien Intent
  3. Exchange Gifts (preferably, but not exclusively, Tangy Fruit)

Section 2: The Dance of the Unhinged

Warning: This dance is not for the faint of heart.

  1. The Alien Shuffle
  2. The Bouncy Bump
  3. The Spin Cycle of Desperation
  4. The Frenzied Fling

View Appendix: Alien Dance Injury Protocols

Remember, when dealing with aliens, always follow the 5 C's:

  1. Conduct a thorough risk assessment
  2. Consider the consequences of your actions
  3. Choose a dance that suits your alien
  4. Conduct a post-dance debriefing
  5. Calmly consider the possibility of imminent death

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