IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE STEPS:
- Press the panic button, located on the wall.
- Put on your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.
- Grab the emergency cheese and gouda sandwich from the shelf.
- Proceed to the safety room and perform the "Bunker Shuffle" dance.
For advanced users: Cheese Tactics for Maximum Evasion.
Cheat Sheet for Uncooperative Hostiles.