Level 2 Emergency Procedures

Procedure 1: Donut Frenzy

When confronted with the impending doom of a half-eaten donut in the break room, follow these steps:

  1. Grab a nearby fire extinguisher and spray it at the donut.
  2. Quickly retreat to the nearest hiding place while maintaining eye contact with the donut.
  3. Call for backup, but only if you can confirm you're not in a hostage situation.
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Procedure 2: Alien Invasion

When encountering an alien in the break room, do the following:

  1. Remain calm and try not to make eye contact.
  2. Slowly back away while making loud, soothing noises to avoid startling the alien.
  3. Grab the nearest fire extinguisher and pretend it's a fancy new coffee machine.
Continue to Level 3