Level 3 - Underground Bunker Emergency Procedures
Warning: You are in a highly secure underground bunker. If you're feeling overwhelmed, please consult the Panic Room for assistance.
Section A: In Case of Nuclear Fallout
Put on your Radiation Suit and proceed to the Safe Zone for decontamination.
Section B: In Case of Alien Invasion
Calmly exit the bunker via the Emergency Exit and perform the Alien Dance, a highly effective distraction.
Remember, in case of any situation, always refer to the Operations Manual for further guidance.
Or, you know, just wing it. We won't judge you.