Prophets of Sarcasm

Welcome, mortals, to the Prophets of Sarcasm, where our prophets are so sardonic, they make the ancient Greeks look like they're speaking in iambic pentameter!

Here's a sampling of our finest:

• Prophet of Sarcasm 1: "At least it's not as bad as your haircut."
• Prophet of Sarcasm 2: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
• Prophet of Sarcasm 3: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for important things."

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