Even Sarcastic Tweets: Binge Watching Tactics

Warning: the following tweets are so bad, they're good. Proceed with caution.

• Tweet 1: "Just spent 8 hours binge watching Netflix and I'm not even slightly entertained."
• Tweet 2: "Binge watching is just a nice way of saying I have no self-control and a love for mediocre content."
• Tweet 3: "Just finished a 12-episode marathon of my favorite show and I'm not even slightly proud of myself."
• Tweet 4: "Who needs human interaction when you have a 72-inch TV and a comfortable couch? Not me, that's who."
• Tweet 5: "Binge watching: where the only thing more plentiful than snacks is your existential dread."

Warning: the following tweets are brought to you by the letter "D"

• Disclaimer: Binge Watching is not a real thing. Or is it?