The Artisanal, Overpriced Abomination that is Designer Coffee

We take the finest, most exotic beans, carefully hand-roasted, and then... overcharge you for it.

Small bottles of wine, but for your coffee
Handmade donuts, but for your wallet
Handmade jewelry, but for your coffee

Side effects of drinking our Designer Coffee may include, but are not limited to:

Exhaustion, due to the crippling cost
Regret, for ever spending money on this nonsense
A sense of superiority, for being able to afford this nonsense