The Only Reason We're Still Alive

A 404 page for when life gives you lemons

"When Sarcasm is the Only Option" is a 24/7 support hotline where we'll pretend to be interested in your problems.

Our team of highly trained, heavily caffeinated experts in the field of eye-rolling and shoulder-shrugging are ready to help you with your existential crises.

Frequently Asked Questions (but let's be real, you won't find the answer)

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