Sarcastic Tweets for Days

A Collection of Tweets That Are Clearly Not Meant to Be Taken Seriously

I just spent 10 minutes making myself a sandwich. I feel accomplished. Things I've Done Today

Why did I just waste 2 hours playing video games? Oh, I don't know. Video Games Are Life

Just had to spend 10 minutes explaining to my mom what I do for a living. Again. Explaining My Job

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