When Sarcasm is My Weakness

Sarcastic Tweets

When I'm not busy being a functioning member of society, I'm over here on Twitter, spewing forth the venom.

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the battery.

I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my indifference.

When I say "I'm fine," I mean I'm not fine. I'm literally on the verge of collapse.

Sarcasm: the art of saying 'I'd help, but I'd rather not.'