When Sarcasm is Just a Bunch of Words

Because who needs actual effort when you can just say "Oh, great, thanks for nothing."

Example 1: "Oh, wow, I'm so sorry I'm late. Again." - The Human Version of a Broken Alarm Clock

Example 2: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - The Rhetorical Equivalent of a Punching Bag

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