Why Bore Dialysis is the WORST

Bore dialysis: the medical procedure that's just a fancy way of saying "we're done with you, good riddance."

Imagine paying top dollar for someone to slowly drain your kidneys of all their precious fluids. It's like paying for a timeshare, but with more sodium and less vacation days in Hawaii.

And don't even get us started on the "tastes great, lasts forever" dialyzer tubes. More like "tastes like despair, lasts forever."

But Wait, It's Not So Bad

Pro Tip for Dialysis Patients: Wear Comfortable Shoes

Stay healthy, friends! (Just kidding, you're probably on dialysis.)