Welcome to the definitive, completely-not-at-all-serious dictionary of sarcasm. Where the words are as bitter as the tone.
Sarcasm: The art of saying the opposite of what you mean, but with a tone that screams "I'm secretly being genuine."
Example: "Wow, I'm so excited to be stuck in this traffic jam." (Meaning: "I'm actually about to lose my mind in this traffic jam.")
Passive-Aggressive: A behavior where you express your displeasure, but through actions that are intentionally vague and annoyingly polite.
Example: "Oh, sorry to bother you, but could you maybe, possibly, perhaps turn down the music a bit?" (Meaning: "Turn it off, but don't bother, I don't care.")
That's all for now, folks! Come back for more definitions and examples of the most creative ways to express your disdain without actually expressing it.