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Dr. Fiddlesticks Theories: Inflatable Math
Dr. Fiddlesticks' Inflatable Math Theories
Welcome to my humble abode of absurd mathematical certainties. Here you will find the most
bizarre and
unconventional
mathematical theories, all guaranteed to blow your mind and make you question the very fabric
of reality.
Some of My Favorites:
- The Quantum Flapjacks:
a theory that states that everything is, in fact, a giant pile of flapjacks, and we're all just
tiny, insignificant flapjacks in a much larger, cosmic pile.
- The Infinity Pockets:
a theory that posits that every person has an infinite number of pockets, each containing
a different mathematical certainty.
- The Probability Pudding:
a theory that claims that the universe is, in fact, a giant, cosmic pudding of probability,
and we're all just stuck in a never-ending loop of chance.
Stay tuned for more mind-bending, reality-warped, and math-tastic theories from yours truly,
Dr. Fiddlesticks!
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