I just calculated the speed of light while stuck in traffic. Still faster than a London bus.
Black holes are like my in-laws. They suck, but at least they're not boring.
Why did I become a cosmologist? Because I wanted to expand my mind. And also because I'm really good at math.
Just had to calculate the gravitational waves of my cat's hairballs. It's a black hole in there.
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