A 103rd of the 1000s Best Tweets from Stephen Hawking

Tweet #1

Just calculated the space-time continuum, but it's not like I have better things to do.

Read more about my existential crisis →

Tweet #2

When in doubt, apply more calculus.

Learn the secret to making life more complicated →

Tweet #3

Just spent the last 4 hours explaining black holes to a room full of cats. They didn't seem impressed.

Watch as I fail to educate the feline masses →

Tweet #4

If I could re-write the theory of relativity, I'd make it more relatable. But let's be real, it's still gonna be a real challenge.

Read more about the struggle →

Tweet #5

Just had the most enlightening conversation with a quantum physicist. We talked for hours about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Learn about the time I almost found the answer to everything →

Tweet #6

I'm not a fan of wormholes, but I do appreciate a good wormhole.

Explore my wormhole of thoughts →

Tweet #7

Just spent the last 5 hours explaining string theory to my cat. He still has no idea what I'm talking about.

Watch as I fail to teach string theory to my feline overlord →

Tweet #8

The universe is vast and wondrous, but have you seen the prices of cosmological supplies online?

Read more about the cosmic cost of living →

Tweet #9

Just had a heart to heart with a black hole. Let's just say it was a real drain on my emotions.

Learn about the time I almost got sucked into a black hole of emotions →

Tweet #10

I'm not saying the theory of relativity is wrong, but have you seen the way it messes with your hair?

Read more about the hair-raising effects of relativity →

Tweet #11

Just spent the last 3 hours explaining the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle to a group of confused squirrels. I think I made some progress.

Watch as I try to teach uncertainty to the un-teachable →

Tweet #12

The universe is vast and wondrous, but have you seen the prices of space suits?

Read more about the cosmic cost of looking good →

Tweet #13

Just had a heart-to-heart with a white hole. Let's just say it was a real blast.

Learn about the time I almost got sucked into a white hole of emotions →

Tweet #14

I'm not a fan of dark matter, but I do appreciate a good dark humor.

Explore my dark sense of humor →

Tweet #15

Just spent the last 2 hours trying to get my cat to understand quantum entanglement. I think he's still confused.

Watch as I try to entangle my cat's brain →

Tweet #16

The universe is full of mysteries, but have you seen the mystery of the missing socks in the wash?

Read more about the cosmic laundry crisis →

Tweet #17

Just had a cosmic encounter with a rogue asteroid. Let's just say it was a real rock-y relationship.

Learn about the time I almost had a rock-y break-up →

Tweet #18

The universe is vast and wondrous, but have you seen the prices of space suits?

Read more about the cosmic cost of looking good →

Tweet #19

Just spent the last 4 hours trying to get my cat to understand general relativity. I think he's still stuck on the cat-astrophe.

Watch as I try to relativize my cat's brain →

Tweet #20

I'm not a fan of dark energy, but I do appreciate a good dark humor.

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