Just calculated the space-time continuum, but it's not like I have better things to do.
Read more about my existential crisis →Just spent the last 4 hours explaining black holes to a room full of cats. They didn't seem impressed.
Watch as I fail to educate the feline masses →If I could re-write the theory of relativity, I'd make it more relatable. But let's be real, it's still gonna be a real challenge.
Read more about the struggle →Just had the most enlightening conversation with a quantum physicist. We talked for hours about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Learn about the time I almost found the answer to everything →I'm not a fan of wormholes, but I do appreciate a good wormhole.
Explore my wormhole of thoughts →Just spent the last 5 hours explaining string theory to my cat. He still has no idea what I'm talking about.
Watch as I fail to teach string theory to my feline overlord →The universe is vast and wondrous, but have you seen the prices of cosmological supplies online?
Read more about the cosmic cost of living →Just had a heart to heart with a black hole. Let's just say it was a real drain on my emotions.
Learn about the time I almost got sucked into a black hole of emotions →I'm not saying the theory of relativity is wrong, but have you seen the way it messes with your hair?
Read more about the hair-raising effects of relativity →Just spent the last 3 hours explaining the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle to a group of confused squirrels. I think I made some progress.
Watch as I try to teach uncertainty to the un-teachable →The universe is vast and wondrous, but have you seen the prices of space suits?
Read more about the cosmic cost of looking good →Just had a heart-to-heart with a white hole. Let's just say it was a real blast.
Learn about the time I almost got sucked into a white hole of emotions →I'm not a fan of dark matter, but I do appreciate a good dark humor.
Explore my dark sense of humor →Just spent the last 2 hours trying to get my cat to understand quantum entanglement. I think he's still confused.
Watch as I try to entangle my cat's brain →The universe is full of mysteries, but have you seen the mystery of the missing socks in the wash?
Read more about the cosmic laundry crisis →Just had a cosmic encounter with a rogue asteroid. Let's just say it was a real rock-y relationship.
Learn about the time I almost had a rock-y break-up →The universe is vast and wondrous, but have you seen the prices of space suits?
Read more about the cosmic cost of looking good →Just spent the last 4 hours trying to get my cat to understand general relativity. I think he's still stuck on the cat-astrophe.
Watch as I try to relativize my cat's brain →I'm not a fan of dark energy, but I do appreciate a good dark humor.
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