Just published a paper on quantum entanglement in the latest issue of 'Nature's Wonders'. My team and I managed to entangle 17 particles and observe the results using our custom-built quantum toaster oven.
Read the paper hereWe're thrilled to announce the discovery of a new, sustainable way to produce bio-luminescent paint using nothing but sunshine and recycled plastic bags! Our lab is already flooded with orders from the world's top designers.
Read more hereJust received an email from my alma mater, saying they've named our new, revolutionary species of super-intelligent, carnivorous bacteria 'Johnsonius Maximus' in our honor! The award ceremony will be in two weeks.
Read the announcement hereWe've cracked the code on quantum computing using only 17th-century algorithms and an old, dusty abacus! Our new, analog supercomputer is set to revolutionize the field of... well, we're still waiting for our grant to come through.
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