Dr. Pete's Absurd Jokes: Existential Crisis 1

So you wake up one morning, and you're not sure why you're here. The cat's asleep, the toast is burnt, and the meaning of life has vanished into thin air. What do you do, friend?

Do you:

• A) Call your mom
• B) Eat a whole pizza by yourself
• C) Watch cat videos on YouTube

For a more in-depth look at the meaninglessness of life, see:

Dr. Pete's Philosophy for Dummies

Or, if you're feeling particularly absurd:

Quantum Fluctuations in a Pint of Beer