Philosopher Puns

A place for the most absurd, most ridiculous, and most existential of puns

We are the philosophers of the world, stuck in the absurdity of existence, but still trying to find the meaning in it all.

We're the ones who ask the hard questions, and the harder questions, and the hardest question: why did we have to wear plaid on Fridays?

Learn more about our plaid-filled existence

Our Puns Are Like Pills

Why We Wear Plaid

Existentialism Is Just An Excuse