By visiting this site, you acknowledge that you're aware of the existential implications of our absurdist humor.
Our philosophers are not actually wise, but we've been trained on a diet of bad puns and sarcasm. Puns are the highest form of intellectual dishonesty, after all.
By proceeding, you agree not to take us seriously and to laugh at our terrible jokes. If you don't, we'll have to reevaluate our life choices.
Visit our About Us page for more information on our questionable methods.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to our PunWars page and see if you can survive the barrage of terrible jokes.