You're a human, but not really. Why did the existentialist philosopher break up with his girlfriend? Because he couldn't find the meaning of life in her!

Nothing matters. But don't worry, it's not like it's going to change anything.

But in the gaps, that's where the meaning is! Just don't tell the gaps I sent you.

Free will is an illusion, but don't let that stop you from making poor life choices! It's like the universe is just a big, cruel joke, but you're the punchline.

But don't worry, you're not alone in this mess of determinism. Just ask the guy who's been stuck in a loop of déjà vu.

And remember, the only constant is the absurdity of it all.

But on the bright side, there's still room for random acts of kindness! Or not.

And if you're still reading this, congratulations! You've found the meaning of life! Or not.