Welcome, fellow absurdist philosophers!
Why did the existentialist bring a ladder to the party? Because it was feeling a little "elevated"!
Read more about Existential CrisisWhy did Kant go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little "dutiful"!
Read more about Kant's Categorical PunsWhy did Plato go to the beach? Because he wanted to see some "shadows"!
Read more about Plato's AllegoryWhy did Nietzsche go to the gym? Because he wanted to become the "super-pun"!
Read more about Nietzsche's Übermensch Puns