A collection of platonic puns, because who doesn't love a good plat prophets pun?
Why did the platonic prophet break up with his girlfriend? He was afraid of commitment!
Why did the platonic prophet become a baker? Because he knead the dough!
Why did the platonic prophet go to the doctor? He had a bad case of existential dread!
A collection of prohetic puns, because who doesn't love a good prophet's pun?
Why did the prophetic prophet become a great musician? Because he was in tune with the universe!
Why did the prophetic prophet become a great chef? Because he could season his words with flavor!
A collection of puns so prophetic, they'll predict your laughter!
Why did the platonic prophet become a great detective? Because he could solve for x!
Why did the platonic prophet become a great poet? Because he was a master of metaphor!