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Timeless Tease, Divine Dad Joke
Why was the prophet's cat sad? Because it had a purr-oblem with the future.
Timeless Tease and Divine Dad Joke
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Why did the prophet's cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
What do you call a prophet with a bad haircut? A messiah with a bad comb-over.
Why did the prophet's clock go to the party? Because it was a time to unwind.
Timeless Tease and Divine Dad Joke
A collection of our most prophetic puns, carefully curated for your amusement.