Prophetic Puns

Where the future is uncertain, but the punchlines are always clear.

Timeless Tease, Divine Dad Joke

Random Prophetic Pun

Why was the prophet's cat sad? Because it had a purr-oblem with the future.

Timeless Tease and Divine Dad Joke

Prophetic Puns Archive

A collection of our most prophetic puns, carefully curated for your amusement.

Futureproof

We've got the future on lock, and it's looking bright.

Futureproof

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Random Prophetic Pun

Why did the prophet's cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

Random Prophetic Pun

Divine Dad Joke

What do you call a prophet with a bad haircut? A messiah with a bad comb-over.

Divine Dad Joke

Timeless Tease

Why did the prophet's clock go to the party? Because it was a time to unwind.

Timeless Tease and Divine Dad Joke

Prophetic Puns Archive

A collection of our most prophetic puns, carefully curated for your amusement.