The Prophetic Puns Page

Where the punchlines are always on point.

Here are some of our most prophetic puns:

• The 1st Pun
• The 2nd Pun

The 1st Pun

Why was the cat sad? Because it was in a bad cat-astrophe.

Or was it because it was a purr-manent resident of the house?

Either way, it's a cat-astrophic situation.