Prophetic Puns 2.0

Where the punchline is always 100% predictable and 100% correct.

Pun #1: Why the cat joined the band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

Pun #2: Why the programmer quit his job?

Because he was fed up with all the bit-terness!

Pun #3: Why the philosopher went to the party?

Because he heard it was a well-attended event!

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