Theories of Relativity Puns

Why did the time-traveling physicist break up with his girlfriend? Because he was stuck in the past!

Why do clocks go to therapy? Because they're wound up!

What did the astronaut say to the black hole? "You're pulling on my space-time continuum!"

Why did the time-traveler bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the food was "a step up" from the usual!

Why do relativity puns make sense? Because they're "a matter of time"!

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