Time Jokes Are Like Bureaucratic Red Tape: A DrPete's Guide

Why bother with time jokes when you can get lost in the minutiae of temporal red tape?

It's like trying to navigate a labyrinthine library with a ladder, but the ladder is made of paperwork and the library is on fire.

Subpages:

• Why Bring A Ladder To Library (Again?)
• Time Travelers Are Like Formaldehyde: A Study in Temporal Decay
• Time Is Not Optional: A Guide to Mandatory Temporal Attendance

Don't get stuck in the past, but not because you're stuck in the present. That's just physics.