Time Jokes Are Like Pineapples: A Philosophical Paradox

You know what they say: "Time is like a pineapple. It's prickly on the outside, but sweet on the inside." - Dr. Punsley, renowned philosopher of time.

But what does it mean, really? Is it like a pineapple because it's round and green, but with a face? Or is it more like a pineapple because it's a fruit that's often served at parties, but only after it's gone bad?

Or maybe it's like a pineapple because, just like a pineapple, time is a fruit that's constantly being sliced and diced, but still manages to make you laugh and cry and wonder where all the minutes went?

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