Welcome to the most confusing cafe in town, prophets of uncertainty, and purveyors of coffee.
We have a variety of drinks, each with its own unique properties:
Quantum Entanglement Espresso - Our most popular drink, guaranteed to leave you questioning the fabric of space and time.
Quantum Entanglement Latte - A drink that's simultaneously hot and cold, like your aunt's love.
Quantum Entanglement Mocha - Our take on the classic, but with an added dose of uncertainty.
Mathประก
h-bar=∫[ψ(x)×ψ∗(x)]dxwhere ψ(x) = probability of coffee being hot
We're not responsible for any confusion or spontaneous combustion that may occur after consumption.
Visit us for a drink that'll make you question reality.