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Turtle Tales

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the other side, duh!

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What do you call a group of turtles wearing shoes?

Turtle-nics!

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Why did the turtle go to the party?

To shell-abrate!

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And that's not all, folks! There's more where that came from.

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