Why did the astronaut break up?
Because the space station was a real gas!
It's a tough life being a space explorer, but someone's gotta do it! But sometimes it's not all it's cracked up to be. Like when you're stuck on a space station with a bad haircut and a bad attitude. Who needs that kind of stress?
But in all seriousness, the astronaut broke up because the space station was too small for his ego. He needed space to grow, and the space station just couldn't provide it. He was always bumping into things and getting in the way.
So he packed up his bags and left, looking for a space that was more his style. He's still out there, floating from one galaxy to the next, searching for the perfect haircut and the perfect attitude. Wish him luck!
Stay Absurd, Keep it Real!