Why Did the Alien Go to the Bar?

Because it was an alien's favorite place to get out of this solar system!

It was also a great place to meet the locals, like the bartender who was having a giant spider problem.

But the real reason was prophets of doom said, "You can't have an alien bar without an alien bartender!"

So, it was a case of alien-ation – a love of intergalactic cocktails and a hatred of intergalactic rent!

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Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go get a drink – it's a long story and a short walk...

Alien's Favorite Drink