Because it was stuck in an infinite loop of cat videos.
Want to hear more absurd jokes? Go here!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Infinite Loop Jokes!
Or maybe you'd like to learn more about our feline overlords? Space Station Catnip Farming
Or perhaps you'd like to see a picture of our fearless leader, Captain Meowpocalypse? Here
Or if you're just plain lost, About will get you back home.