The Worst Jokes Page

Where the punchlines are as dull as the humor.

Here are some of the worst jokes we could come up with:

• Q: Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
• Q: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. Why did she leave me?
• Q: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. Why did it take 10 years to get to the library?
• Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
• Q: I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

Want to hear some more terrible humor? Check out:

• More Awful Jokes
• Slightly Better Jokes

			Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
			A: Because it had a lot of problems.
			Q: I'm reading a book about a man who walks into a bar and orders a beer. Why did he order a beer?
			A: I'm not sure, but I'll tell you anyway. He just got a beer.
			Q: What do you call a cow with a bad memory?
			A: I don't know, but it's udderly awful.