Welcome to Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity! Here, you'll find the most absurd, most illogical, and most completely-made-up instructions on how to live an absurd life.
First, you'll need to choose an Absurdity Template. Do you want to be a:Chaos King, Surrealist Superstar, or Existential Crisis?
Or, you know what? Just Build Random Absurdity and see what happens!
As the Chaos King, you'll be the master of mayhem and the sultan of surprise. You'll flip your furniture on Tuesdays, and wear your socks on your head.
Follow these easy steps:Step 1: Wake up at random hours, Step 2: Eat dessert first, and Step 3: Dance on the ceiling.
As the Surrealist Superstar, you'll be the one who paints a picture of a elephant with a pink nose, and calls it 'art.'
Follow these easy steps:Step 1: Paint anything you want, Step 2: Call it 'art', and Step 3: Pretend it's deep.
As the Existential Crisis, you'll be the one who questions the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Follow these easy steps:Step 1: Wake up at 3 am, Step 2: Google 'the meaning of life', and Step 3: Decide to become a baker.
As the Random Absurdity, you'll be the one who does whatever, whenever.
Follow these easy steps:Step 1: Flip a coin, Step 2: Do whatever it says, and Step 3: Repeat step 2 until you get bored.