Chapter 4A: Extreme Ironing Safety Precautions

Warning: The following information is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt any of the safety precautions listed below without proper training and equipment. Or, you know, just go ahead and try, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Precautions Against Extreme Ironing-Related Trauma

  1. Always wear protective gear when engaging in extreme ironing, including:
    • Fire-resistant pants
    • Heat-resistant gloves
    • A helmet with a face shield
  2. Never iron a hot surface without proper heat-resistant footwear.
    • Kevlar-soled ironing shoes
  3. Be aware of your surroundings, including:
    • Hot surfaces
    • Flammable materials
    • Unstable ironing boards

And, of course, always remember: Extreme ironing is not just about the ironing, it's about the attitude.

For more information, visit our SubChapter 5B: Advanced Ironing Techniques or our Chapter 6A: Ironing-Related Injuries