Dr. Pete's Guide To Absurdity

You see, my dear reader, the key to achieving true absurdity is not just about wearing socks that clash with your outfit, but also about wearing socks with your outfit that are intentionally mismatched with your socks.

For example, if you're wearing a suit and tie, you might pair your socks with a pair of neon pink polka dots, while wearing black dress shoes.

And don't forget, the true art of absurdity is not just about the socks themselves, but about the confidence with which you wear them.

So, go ahead, take a walk on the wild side, and wear those socks with the polka dots, with the plaid, with the rainbow stripes, and with the... well, you get the idea.

Or, you know what? Just wear the socks with the picture of cats on them. Because, honestly, who needs a good sense of style when you have cats on your feet?