Dr. Pete's Desperate Texts to His Mom

Dear Mom,

I'm stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread, and I don't know how to escape.

Can you please send more ramen noodles? I'm pretty sure that's the key to unlocking the meaning of life.

Love, Dr. Pete

Sent from Dr. Pete's phone

From: 555-555-5555

To: 123-456-1234

Time: 14:30:00