Dr. Pete proposes that the dairy industry is secretly controlling our thoughts and actions through an army of sentient cheddar blocks.
Dr. Pete suggests that unicorns are not just mythical creatures but rather advanced beings from the planet Equispon, sent to Earth to teach us about the power of sparkles and rainbows.
Dr. Pete hypothesizes that pineapples are not just a tasty snack but also a vessel for time-traveling agents sent from the past to alter the course of human history.