DrPete's Eggplant FAQ
DrPete here. I'm an eggplant connoisseur and expert on all things eggplant.
Q: What is an eggplant?
A: It's a purple vegetable, often confused with a large, round aubergine.
Q: What's the best way to eat an eggplant?
A: Slice it up, toss it with some olive oil, salt, and pepper, then grill it to perfection.
Q: Can I use eggplant as a projectile?
A: While it's not the most conventional use, some folks have been known to employ eggplant as a makeshift projectile in times of culinary desperation. Just don't say we didn't warn you...