Time Loop Of Futile Effort

Welcome to the Time Loop Of Futile Effort, where the past meets the present in a cycle of pointlessness.

Current Project: "The Invention of the Wheel... Again"

We're trying to invent the wheel for the third time this year, and we're getting close! (Or not.)

Milestones:

• Week 1: Realized that the first wheel we invented was actually just a really big rock with some sticks attached.
• Week 2: Decided to start again, because that first rock-stick thing was just a prototype.
• Week 3: Currently stuck in a loop of re-inventing the wheel, wondering why we bothered.

Subprojects:

The Wheel-of-Futility-Induced Stress Management Program

A program to help us cope with the existential dread of re-inventing the wheel... again.

The Invention of the Wheel 2.0: The Next Generation

We're trying again, with a new team of experts in the field of "Wheel Invention" (self-referred). This time it's going to be better.