Sausage of Power

By Dr. Pete, Supreme Sausage Overlord
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In a world where the scent of sizzling meat is the ultimate symbol of power, one must not be surprised that the Sausage of Power has emerged as the supreme authority.

With a delicate balance of spices and a pinch of salt, the Sausage of Power can grant its master the ability to command the attention of all who cross its path.