Manifesto of the Resistance

Welcome, fellow rebels!

Declaration of Independence The Resistance Mission Statement Manifesto of the Resistance

Our resistance is not just a movement, it's a lifestyle.

• Join us!
• Spread the word!
• Resist the system!

Together, we can make a difference!

Or at least, we can make a good joke.

We're not just rebels, we're our story!

And remember, resistance is futile, but we're going to try anyway!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us!