Located in a dimly lit, slightly-used-up corner of the universe, EGGPLANT CANTINA is the place to be for the cosmically adventurous.
We're Dr. Pete, the proprietor, and our trusty sidekick, a wise-cracking eggplant named Steve. We've been around since the dawn of time, or at least since last Wednesday.
Steve's our resident expert on all things eggplant. He'll tell you about the history of the eggplant, its uses, its quirks... and its existential crisis. Ask him about the 'Eggplant Paradox'.
We're open 3 days a week, or whenever the mood suits.
Don't forget to try our famous 'Eggplant Julep' - it's a taste sensation!
Q: What's the deal with the decor?
A: Oh, it's just a little something Dr. Pete picked up at the local thrift store. It's a 'thing.'
We get it, you're lost. That's okay! We've all been there. Ask Steve, he'll know what to do.
Want to book a table, or ask about the 'Eggplant Paradox'? We're here for you!