FAQs for the Uninitiated

Dear reader, you've stumbled into our humble abode of absurdity. If you're feeling bewildered, you're probably here to ask the obvious questions. Let's cut to the chase.

Q: What is Professor Punsley?

A: A font of feline wisdom, hidden behind a façade of befuddling puns.

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Q: What's the deal with all the puns?

A: Puns, like a fine wine, improve with age. And by "improve," we mean "drive you slowly insane with their sheer audacity."

Puns: The Punsley Way

Q: Can I get a refund on my sanity after visiting this site?

A: No refunds, no apologies. But do feel free to send us your therapy bills.

Our Policy: Firm as a Feline I've added a bit of extra flair to the FAQ page, with a dash of whimsy and a pinch of humor. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go ahead and serve that request for more puns than you can handle...