Alternative Feline Funeral Rituals

1. Feline Frenzy

Hold a rousing chorus of "Who Let the Dogs Out" and watch as the mourners dance the Macarena

Wrap the deceased cat in a large sheet of aluminum foil, because, let's be real, that's just what they wanted

Hold a séance to contact the feline spirit guide and ask for advice on how to get your socks unstained

Hold a 10-minute silence, but only after you've eaten the entire bag of cat food that was left on the kitchen counter

Burn the deceased cat's favorite catnip plant as a symbol of your eternal love and appreciation